Do you know who John Malkovich is?

I teach COMP. I talk too much.

Just today I said:

Are 'Thirsty Thursdays' still a thing?

25¢ means watered-down drafts

Women are taught to be custodians of your emotion, rather than prophets of their thought.

Using 'you' is like poking a fat finger in someone's chest; therefore, 'you' is a fightin' word.

We speaks for me. Please don't speak for me.

Someone is no one and no one cares about someone.

People are people so why should it be you and you and you should use 'people' so frequently.

If Anna's boyfriend announced to her his plan to propose over a 'Fancy-like' dinner at Applebee's next Friday night by dropping the ring her mother chose into their Oreo milkshake...she should be prepared to tell him that she plans to tell him ah-no.

I know a conclusion when I don't see any more words on the page.

No ideas but in things. But, please, no "thing."

I would like to crawl through a portal of words into your brains.

Words can be hollow logs or deeply-rooted, fruit-bearing trees.

You must be the main character in your story.

Do you know what a bromide is?

Pleonasm leads to boredom. (sigh) Boredom.

We must talk about the value-added by each and every word.

Today is your one-month anniversary and you are still here. Pat yourself on the back. You are here. Sitting silently.

-ly is the appendix of letters.

We connect through our crap.

We all have conflict...it's interesting.

Struggle is sublime.

Do you remember playing dress-up?

Did you have magnetic letters on your fridge?

Where are the strong verbs that describe a panic attack?

The clicker works!

I would like to be Pablo Picasso. Just look at him.

What does any of this mean to you?

What are you doing here?