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Do you know who John Malkovich is?
I teach COMP. I talk too much. Just today I said: Are 'Thirsty Thursdays' still a thing? 25¢ means watered-down drafts Women are taught...
CJ Farnsworth
Sep 23, 20211 min read
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N.I.C.E (4-letter word)
I teach COMP. Kids have learned nice.
CJ Farnsworth
Sep 16, 20211 min read
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Sure. No...I mean, yeah...my teaching is totally transformational.
I teach COMP. I think it makes me human. Though I tell students to be things: a fertile plain in need of seed a fruit tree and an...
CJ Farnsworth
Sep 9, 20212 min read
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Should COMP Be In Air Quotes?
I teach COMP. Or do I? I'm pasting fun images on slides, creating QR codes, and interactive polls about levels of intimacy with...
CJ Farnsworth
Sep 2, 20212 min read
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Grass Growing Underfoot
You’re a sneaky bastard, Quarantine…props where props are due. We continue to feel your subtle but ubiquitous effects. …noticed recently...
CJ Farnsworth
Feb 26, 20211 min read
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Infomercial Existence
What’s your brand? How are you branding? It seems to be a writer, or to be much of anything, the demands of the day require a carefully...
CJ Farnsworth
Feb 21, 20212 min read
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Starve, Artist (talis qualis)
I am unemployed. I am writing. Simple declaratives that feel like a sucker punch and taste like blood. I am writing: action-focused. I am...
CJ Farnsworth
Feb 18, 20212 min read
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